if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you

(Source: egberts, via wetheinfinite)

You can be body-positive and still have preferences. 

You can be a feminist and still love men.

You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex.

People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.  

(Source: rambleroar, via helixwolfwilleth)

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(via wetheinfinite)

genocidertogami:

sings along to anime opening in vaguely japanese sounding gibberish

(Source: magehenry, via petcanadian)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via alltimealice)

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

(via petcanadian)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

(via petcanadian)

petcanadian:

do you ever just fart and it smells so bad and then you remember your pets smelling is like 10x better than yours and you just apologize forever